"Pardon me sir; do you have any Grey Poupon?"Normally, a zebra poking his head into my car would have gotten my attention, but a talking Zebra! I was beside myself with wonder and surprise, knew this event would change my life.
"No, I don't have any Grey Poupon, but if you follow me to the 7 Eleven down the street, I would be happy to get you some if you like?"
"Thank you sir, it would be greatly appreciated."
The light changed from red to green, and I slowly moved down the street, the talking Zebra trotting along behind.
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